By Sue Townsend
Adrian Mole and The guns of Mass Destruction is the 6th e-book in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole sequence.
Wednesday April 2nd
I am thirty-five this present day. i'm formally middle-aged. it's all downhill from now. A pathetic slide in the direction of gum disorder, wheelchair ramps and death.
Adrian Mole is middle-aged yet nonetheless scribbling. operating as a bookseller and dwelling in Leicester's Rat Wharf; discovering time to jot down letters of recommendation to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal wrestle with a vicious swan known as Gielgud; measuring his increasing bald spot; and attempting to win-over the voluptuous Daisy . . . Adrian yearns for a greater extra significant global. yet he's now not able to hand over his pen yet...
Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 decades.
'Hilarious. Deft, gleeful mockery impales modish fads, from...
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26 Jaspe r Jones I shake my head. Incredulous. I try desperately to conceive of alternatives, ways of escape. ‘Well, no. We can’t. We can’t bury her, here and now. Okay? I don’t know. We don’t have any shovels. Or anything. Either way, it’ll take hours. The sun will be up before we’re finished. ’ ‘Not in the ground, Charlie. ’ And Jasper Jones motions towards the dam, its surface still as a sheet. My stomach knots. We are going to drown the dead. ’ I’m caught in a rip, being dragged out further and deeper against my will.
It’s almost dawn! We have to go back. Now! ’ Jasper Jones squints and slowly glances up. ’ He seems to ponder it. ‘Yeah, you’re right. Okay, Charlie. ’ His words are slurred. Now I really fear getting lost on our return. But not nearly as much as I fear my parents finding my bed empty. I can’t even imagine. ’ 48 Jaspe r Jones Jasper stands unsteadily and treads heavily. He slaps a hand on my shoulder. Looks at me, intent yet vacant. Full of sorrow. His breath is like acid. ‘Orright. ’ He pauses.
I’m lost. I can’t look to my left. I’ve blocked 23 C r aig Silv e y Laura’s body from my sight and my mind, but she keeps pressing, keeps insisting. She’s so close. It is too much to think about. Too much for one sitting. It’s too fast. Too, too fast. We seem to be wilfully ignoring Laura Wishart. Hanged. Hanging. Just metres away. If we don’t look, if we talk around her, she’ll dissolve into the night. And this won’t have happened. And I can go back home, sleep, and wake without the weight of knowing.